I wish i was in the wii world.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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