Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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