Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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