Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I believe in your delicious
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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