it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
North Korea, Best Korea!
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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