ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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