overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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