I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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