Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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