At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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