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(540): View more from Virginia

I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.

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(614): View more from Ohio

i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof

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(330): View more from Ohio

Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.

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(515): View more from Iowa

P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready

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(813): View more from Florida

There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.

(701): View more from North Dakota

You're so thoughtful.

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(972): View more from Texas

I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.

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