Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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