White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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