In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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