I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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