Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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