Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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