We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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