this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Holy sore nipples Batman
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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