We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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