did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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she pinky promised me she was 18
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything