I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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