Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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