You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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