she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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