I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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