no. you can't hotbox the world.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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