you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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