hotel room ftw
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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