No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
We have started to decorate penises.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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