im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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