Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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