Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night