In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
barbara walters just said penis...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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