So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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