Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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