then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
well I can't set my house on fire every night
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
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It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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