He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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