There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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