I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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