tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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