Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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