Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Randomize