You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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