Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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