I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Randomize