Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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