I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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