On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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