We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm too high and old for this...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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