i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Is Oprah even human
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