I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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