ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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